Now We're In New Yorkkkkkk

Im actually in Chicago, but theres so many black people here i feel like im in New York. I was just in the bathroom with my curling iron plugged in while i tried to perfect my makeup, I must of looked like such a tool to all the women who came in. I had 2 hours to kill here so I went to a bar and ordered some grub and had a drink. By grub, I mean I practically ordered half a cow and half a pig. It was a southern burger and it was probably as big as my head and the bacon was so thick. Now my stomach is doing summersalts and it feels like my ass will turn into a waterfall. Flight to Fort Wayne is boarding now... I wonder if Jake will actually be on time to get me...