What Would I Do For A Smoke Now? ANYTHING

So first of all my flight from Chicago to Fort Wayne was delated for an hour.. Then finally they let us on to board. I took 3 gravol to knock me out. I vaguely remember getting woken up cause everyone was getting off the plane. Oh well fantastic I just slept through the whole flight. Why are we stopped so far away from the airport though? Oh wait, as I slowly get my bearings I realize we only moved 100 yards. The left engine was refusing to work. Wonderfulll... So we all must deplane and walk back to the gate. My feet are already killing cause im wearing high new boots. So we finally walk back in and go back upstairs.. Instead of my hair being nice and wavy like I spent 2 hours working on, it's more curly and frizzy now. My vagina was more excited to get to Fort Wayne then I was I think. I swear I was about to have a wet dream on the plane when I was so rudely iinterrupted by people exiting the plane. Thanks Chicago O'Hare, I'll be sure to send a suicide bomber your way soon.